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  • De Blasio caught speeding, running stop sign after traffic safety announcement! (Bloomturd II)

    Just days after Mayor Bill de Blasio announced an aggressive plan to prevent traffic deaths, CBS 2 cameras caught the driver of a car carrying the mayor violating a number of traffic laws.

    As CBS 2′s Marcia Kramer reported Thursday, the mayor’s two-car caravan was seen speeding, blowing through stop signs, and violating other traffic laws. Kramer reported that if the driver of the lead car, which carried the mayor in its passenger seat, would have racked up enough points to get his license suspended if he’d been ticketed.

    When the mayor announced his 62-point safe streets initiative, which includes lowering the speed limit to 25 mph, he said, “We want the public to know that we are holding ourselves to this standard.”

    But Kramer reported the mayor failed to practice what he preached Thursday.

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  • Bob Owens: But the State will protect you! (Gov’t Will Let You Die…)

    Huffington Post writer Monica Bauer claims that she has “A New Argument for Gun Control,” but sounds like the same old worn-out lies to me.

    The gun lobby frames the gun control debate using overheated rhetoric about rights that sound suspiciously like an appeal to masculinity; real men don’t let anyone take away their guns. How childish. Real men don’t need guns to be powerful. It’s time we put this argument in it’s proper perspective: ready access to guns is, in the terminology of Catholic dogma (but logical to anybody who can think) an occasion of sin. If you want to avoid committing a sin, stay away from the immediate temptation. It’s a pretty foolproof method. If you don’t want to gain weight, stay away from the cookie section of the supermarket. If it’s not in your kitchen cabinet when you’re hungry, it’s far less likely to end up on your hips.

    Bauer’s argument is that you shouldn’t have individual rights, because there is a danger you might use them irresponsibly. This isn’t a new argument. It’s the exact same mindset that has championed tyranny, democide, and ruin since the beginning of human history.

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  • Chairman of NY College’s Criminal Justice and Homeland Security Program Snorts Heroin & Dies!

    After taking four lines of heroin, SUNY Broome Community College professor Wesley Warren’s face turned pale, and he passed out on his basement couch.

    It was nearly 2 a.m. Feb. 9, and a friend who witnessed it dialed 911 after his own efforts to awaken the 49-year-old man proved unsuccessful. Emergency responders arrived at Warren’s home at 15 Jennifer Lane in Apalachin, and found him lying on his back. By 2:20 a.m., his death was confirmed.

    That account, provided to Tioga County Sheriff’s deputies by the man who witnessed the incident at Warren’s home, was included in police documents obtained by the Press & Sun-Bulletin through a Freedom of Information Law request.

    Warren, a professor of nearly eight years at SUNY Broome, had served as chairman of the college’s Criminal Justice and Homeland Security program. He was a former police officer and New York state-certified criminal investigator.

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  • Trenton man stabbed Saturday Night Dies (Ex-Girlfriend Stabs Him!)

     

    Dwelle Jerome Clark

    Dwelle Jerome Clark was stabbed in the stomach by his ex-girlfriend Edna White moments after he caught her rummaging through his mother’s handbag.

    “He said, ‘Stay out of my mom’s things,’” witness to the stabbing Omar Mills said Wednesday.

    According to Mills, after Clark, 55, uttered those words, White, 56, started hitting him with a walking cane. Clark then took the cane away from her, Mills said, and walked into his bedroom. White then grabbed a butcher knife from atop a dresser, followed Clark into his room and stabbed him in the abdomen, Mills said.

    “It was senseless,” Mills said. “There was blood all over the walls and all over the floor. It was everywhere.”

    The stabbing occurred late Saturday evening in the first block of Heil Avenue. Shortly after the stabbing, Clark was rushed to Capital Health Regional Medical Center. He died in the hospital Tuesday afternoon.

    According to family members, Clark and White have one child together, Cynthia White, who said she was not present during the stabbing. But Cynthia said her parents have a history of arguments.

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  • NYC pay toilet charges $8 a day (Plus $15 Annual Membership!)

    A New York company has started marketing what amounts to an upscale pay toilet service. Posh Stow and Go will offer visitors to the Big Apple “clean, safe and soundproof” bathrooms worthy of “the greatest city in the world,” in addition to such other amenities as “luxury showers” and private storage rooms.

    Prices for the Midtown facility, which is set to open around June, start at $24 for a three-day pass (or $8 a day), plus a mandatory $15 annual membership fee. The company envisions opening other locations throughout the city—lower Manhattan is next on the list—but warns that “only a limited number of memberships will be sold so as to provide the best possible experience.”

    Company founder Wayne Parks says the idea was borne out of his own experiences traveling to the city for the day. “I always found myself in a situation where I needed a restroom…and I knew I wasn’t alone in placing a high value on privacy and cleanliness,” he says.

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  • The War On Men: 10 Ways Masculinity is Under Attack (Pussification of the USA)

    Men are facing a full frontal assault on their rights, health and culture like never before. The war on masculinity has never been so brutal – but it’s not a war being waged by women. The attack is coming directly from the top, as the establishment desperately attempts to emasculate and disempower men in order to force women to be more dependent on the state, thereby enabling more power to be centralized and aiding the growth of big government.

    Here are ten ways in which the state has declared war on men and masculinity;

    1) Falling Fertility

    Sperm counts amongst men have significantly decreased over the last half century and particularly over the last 25 years. In some European countries, sperm counts have dropped by as much as a third since 1989. Part of the fall can be explained by exposure to pesticides, endocrine-disrupting chemicals like Bisphenol A, and the many other artificial horrors that increasingly pervade our water and food supply. Many have made the connection between falling sperm counts and the open calls by innumerable elitists to drastically reduce world population by as much as 95%. Research shows that underpopulation, not overpopulation, will be the major demographic crisis of the 21st century as a result of humans failing to achieve the replacement rate of 2.1 children.

    2) Chemical Warfare “Feminizing” Boys

    Exposure to phthalates, which are found in many plastics, is “feminizing” boys by blocking normal male testosterone and causing genital abnormalities, according to scientists. “Boys exposed to high levels of these in the womb were less likely than other boys to play with cars, trains and guns or engage in “rougher” games like playfighting,” according to a BBC News report. According to Elizabeth Salter-Green, director of the chemicals campaign group CHEM Trust, phthalates are a true “gender-bender” because they lead to a reduction in “male behavior”.

    3) Degradation of Positive Masculine Role Models

    Whereas 50 years ago, advertising, Hollywood and television was filled with examples of positive masculine role models that young men could look up to, today’s entertainment industry routinely portrays men as clueless and bumbling oafs at best (think Homer Simpson, Everybody Loves Raymond, Married With Children) or at worst as aggressive sexual predators. Since advertising is primarily aimed at women, men in commercials are also now routinely depicted as either being emasculated losers or stupefied morons. Young men consuming this content grow up thinking that it is acceptable and even encouraged to aspire to these character traits. In doing so, they are robbed of their natural masculinity and find it extremely difficult to attract well-rounded women, who are rightly disgusted by such behavior. The entertainment industry is largely controlled by men, again underscoring the fact that this assault is a top down trend that has little or nothing to do with the gender war.

    4) Metrosexual Malaise

    Second wave feminism was a creation of the establishment itself and at its core has little whatsoever to do with genuine concern about women’s rights. Radical feminism deliberately confuses gender roles and makes young men apprehensive about exercising their masculinity for fear of being seen as overbearing or aggressive towards women. This has contributed to an entire generation of “metrosexual” men who are promiscuous, unwilling to commit to a relationship and unable to fulfil a women’s basic needs for healthy companionship, destabilizing society and making it more difficult for women to find suitable long term partners with whom to have children.

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  • De Blasio wants to shut down meters to slow speeding cabs (Komrade De Blasio Update!)

    Big Brother is watching — your taxi meter!

    The city may rig yellow cabs with technology that would stop charging passengers whenever the driver breaks the speed limit, as part of a broad effort to make the streets safer.

    Taxis would also be equipped with black-box recorders that can track speed, braking and all movement by the vehicles.

    Mayor de Blasio said he is targeting yellow cabs because “they play a particular role in our city, set a tone on the streets.”

    The Taxi and Limousine Commission also wants its cars equipped with a warning system that alerts passengers and drivers if a taxi is speeding — and a new squad of ­inspectors with radar-speed guns.

    Some cab riders on Tuesday said the meter-pausing technology was too invasive, while others were worried about the resulting slowdown in service.

    “When there’s traffic, I gotta rely on the driver to still get me there on time, and sometimes they have to speed,” said Sonny Weiss, 56, of the Upper East Side. “It’s just the way it is. It’s the city, everybody is speeding.”

    Fellow Upper East Sider Margaret Smith, 59, said, “I think people should drive the right way, and it’s their responsibility. [But] government gets involved with everything. I don’t think that’s a good thing.”

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  • NYCG Radio Episode #55 – 2/18/14 “Slaves of New York”

    New York City Guns Radio Episode

     

    #55

    IN THIS EPISODE: Secession movement in New York pushes for Big Apple to split from Upstate, CuHomo: Left-wing Totalitarianism in America, Governor CuHomo’s Selective Anti-Gun Fervor: And This Is Why So Many Americans Have No Respect for Laws Or Lawmakers, Union official blames Remington Arms expansion in Alabama on NY SAFE Act, New York City: A Pay More, Get Less Sinkhole, Gov. Andrew CuHomo Proposes Turning Prisons Into College Campuses, Bloomturd’s latest stats on school gun violence ignore reality, Criminologist: ‘More Youngsters Killed in Bicycle Accidents’ Than with Guns, Post Office Latest Federal Agency to Ask for Ammunition, It may soon be easy to carry a permitted concealed handgun in California, The NRA Reveals Who’s to Blame for Ammo Shortage: You!, Gun Control Sent Me Packing in CT.

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  • Mayor de Blasio Drops Pre-K Tax Hike Promise In Presence Of Gov. CuHomo!

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    Appearing together in Church, Mayor de Blasio dialed down the temperature Sunday in his ongoing clash with Gov. Cuomo over how to fund universal prekindergarten.

    Speaking at a church service for attendees of the Black, Puerto Rican, Hispanic & Asian Legislative Caucus in Albany, the mayor did not mention at all his plans to fund it with a tax on the wealthy while stressing the need for universal Pre-K.

    “We know the direction,” de Blasio said. “We all have to work together at it. And I know we will because the public is realizing, the public is realizing that if we want safer streets, if we want a stronger work force, if we want children who realize their potential and know we are investing in them, then this is the moment of history to turn the corner.”

    “We won’t let our children fail. We will find a way together to invest in them because it will be a game changer. It will be a game changer. It will be unlike anything we have experienced before in terms of uplifting our children , reinforcing their education,” he added.

    Speaking before the mayor, Gov. Cuomo pushed his own plan for statewide universal pre-K, funded by the government.

    “Let’s pay for pre-K education, full day education, like our Senate leaders have advocated, like Mayor Bill de Blasio has advocated. Let’s teach those fertile open young minds, and let’s allow mom and dad to go out to work,” said Cuomo.

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  • NYCG Radio Episode #54 – 2/11/14 “Smash The Enemy!”

    New York City Guns Radio Episode
    #54

    IN THIS EPISODE: Gun control activist (Friend of CuHomo) swears he forgot he was carrying gun while visiting Elementary school, HISSY FIT: The New AR-15 Design is Compliant with “SAFE Act” and Has Gun Control Activists Pouting, CuHomo’s budget includes another $3.2 million for SAFE Act, Governor Cuomo announces more than $130,000 in shooting range grants, Bishops concerned about SAFE’s mental health reporting provisions, No system exists to enforce NY Safe Act’s background checks on ammo sales, superintendent says, Nearly 50 Mayors Abandon Bloomturd’s Anti-Gun Group; Will Media Report?, Former Bloomberg Ally Says ‘Mayors’ Group’s Goal Is Gun Confiscation, Arizona Senate Panel Approves Bill to Nullify Federal Gun Laws, Gun Control: A War Not a Conversation, NRA Applauds House for Passing NRA-backed SHARE Act, John Lott: ABC News reports on guns mislead Americans, Poll: Colorado looks shaky for Dems ahead of midterms, Supreme Court to weigh what it means to have a right to “bear” guns, Ohio National Guard Training Envisions Right-Wing Terrorism, Another “No Knock” Police Raid In Iowa Raises SERIOUS Issues – Police Justify Force Of Raid Because Resident Was “legally registered gun owner”, Gov Mitch Daniels Passed Law Authorizing Citizens to Shoot Errant Cops, The Cold Civil War by Bill Buppert (Anti Cop Article Exposed).
    WARNING! This Content Contains AWESOME VULGARITY


  • Safe Act Champion Busted in Elemtary School – For Having a Loaded Gun! (CuHomo’s Friends)

    YouTube screenshot/DrFunky4, WIVB screenshot

    A Buffalo, N.Y. community activist who is well known locally for pushing for a highly restrictive 2013 gun control law has been arrested for — wait for it — carrying a gun illegally at a public elementary school.

    The arrested gun-control advocate, Dwayne Ferguson, caused quite a scene at Harvey Austin Elementary School, reports local CBS affiliate WIVB.

    At about 4:15 p.m. on Thursday, police acted on a pair of anonymous 911 tips. A battalion of cops quickly swarmed the school. The brigade included over a dozen squad cars, the SWAT team and K9 units. The Erie County Sheriff’s Air One helicopter and what appears to be an armored vehicle also turned up.


  • Desperate CuHomo Tries to Buy Off Gun Owners With $130,000 in Shooting Grants

    Our Brave CuHomo

    In the midst of all the controversy about the tighter gun laws in New York, Governor Cuomo is announcing over $130,000 being given out to shooting ranges.

    The money comes as part of the “New York Open for Fishing and Hunting Initiative”. One hundred thirty five thousand dollars in grants will be going to 13 shooting ranges, including $6,700 to the Lima Gun Club in Livingston County.

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  • Nearly 50 Mayors Abandon Bloomturd’s Anti-Gun Group; Will Media Report?

    On Wednesday, Mayor John Tkazyik explained in the Poughkeepsie [N.Y.] Journal that he and almost 50 other mayors have dropped out of former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg’s group Mayors Against Illegal Guns (MAIG).

    The reason they left? They all felt Bloomberg was using the organization to trample on the Second Amendment rather than to push for the stricter enforcement of existing laws. Tkazyik complained that:

    MAIG became a vehicle for Bloomberg to promote his personal gun-control agenda — violating the Second Amendment rights of law-abiding citizens and taking resources away from initiatives that could actually work to protect our neighborhoods and save precious lives.

    Tkazyik wrote that he was determined to solve Poughkeepsie’s crime problem, and he joined MAIG believing that they could help him develop effective solutions to stem the tide of street violence that had enveloped the city. However, he soon realized that the organization was too radical for him.

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  • 9/11 Truther Rosie O’Donnell: My Son Joined the Military to ‘Annoy’ His ‘Left-Wing’ Mother

    Returning to The View seven years after departing in an angry, liberal tirade, Rosie O’Donnell sat down with Barbara Walters and some of her former colleagues on Friday. Updating everyone on life since the show, she revealed that Parker, her now 18-year-old son, will be attending the Citadel. The 9/11 truther snapped, “…How do you annoy your left-wing liberal pacifist mother? You become a big military man.” [See video below. MP3 audio here.]

    O’Donnell admitted she interrogated her son as to why he made such a decision and he responded, “Only in America, mom, could somebody like you who came from a horrible childhood, grow up and adopt kids like me who needed a family and I owe something to this country.” In her typically loud tone, O’Donnell mock screamed, “No, my son. You owe something to me!”


  • Fla. Bill Banning Suspension for Gun-Shaped Pop-Tarts Moves Forward

    Legislators here are working to keep students from getting in serious trouble for simulating a weapon with harmless objects like their fingers, Pop-Tarts or Legos.

    Rep. Dennis Baxley, a Republican from Ocala, Fla., said his bill is designed to bar overreactions under zero-tolerance policies designed to keep weapons out of public schools.

    The bill cleared a state House panel Wednesday and would bar school districts from suspending students for “brandishing a partially consumed pastry or other food item” bitten into the shape of a weapon or “possessing a toy firearm or weapon made of plastic snap-together building blocks.”

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